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A satire column run by two weenies: Matzoh and Miso. Strong opinions on sofas, supper and the people who think they’re in charge.

Miso enjoying his first PSL

SATIRE

I have never tasted pumpkin spice. I am still its biggest fan.

A seasonal manifesto from a dachshund who was promised whipped cream

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