Miso

Miso, a miniature dachshund born in 2025, writes satire for Low Opinions alongside his older brother, Matzoh. He has never been to school and does not appear to miss it. At home he serves as the alarm system: he barks at most things and recruits Matzoh to bark at the rest. He is wary of strangers, human and canine alike, and saves his affection for family. He may give you a chance. It depends.