17 Things Dachshund Owners Understand

Some household truths are best understood from a dachshund’s eye level. These affectionate observations are not rules for every dog, but a few may sound familiar.

1. Your dog hears the cheese wrapper before you do.

2. A blanket is never truly empty.

3. Personal space is a flexible concept.

4. A short walk can involve a very long sniff.

5. The smallest dog can occupy the largest bed.

6. Rain is sometimes a matter for negotiation.

7. Sun patches are premium real estate.

8. A closed bathroom door raises questions.

9. Every visitor requires inspection.

10. The sofa has a preferred seat, and it is yours.

11. Food preparation needs close supervision.

12. A tiny noise can produce a substantial announcement.

13. Your camera roll has a clear editorial focus.

14. A toy can be loved and dismantled in the same afternoon.

15. Stubbornness and charm frequently arrive together.

16. No two dachshunds have exactly the same opinions.

17. You would not trade those opinions for anything.